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You’re born with a ton of fucks to give, so you spend them like a kid with a credit card. You give fucks about your friends, about your grades, about your fashion sense, about strangers’ opinions. You give way too many fucks about way too many things. You have so many. Then, as you get older, you have maybe 10 fucks per month, so you learn to budget them. You allocate fucks to family and career, but there aren’t enough fucks to give to the newest fads. Oh, someone at work has something they need my help with that’s outside my job title? I’ll do my best to allocate some fucks, but this month is pretty tight. Then, as you get even older, you’re down to 1-2 fucks per month, and those fucks are pretty damn precious. You give them to your family and your hobbies and your job, and that’s kinda it. It’s not your fault – fucks expire too quickly. I would’ve liked to save my fucks from when I was younger but I can’t. Then, you hit fuck insolvency. You’re getting like 1 fuck a year, and you have to make it last. So you go without, and even previously fuck-worthy things, you just can’t give a fuck. Some people run out really quickly, Some people have a fuck trust fund that pays out a decent amount even into old age. But at some point, the fuck faucet runs completely dry and you’re out of fucks to give. It’s just basic Fuckonomics.

-Unknown English Teacher (via swarthyvillain)

I’ve never read anything more fucking true in my whole fucking life. 

Fuck.

(via robinade)

Well if this isn’t fucking meta…I don’t know what is.

(via spookychan)

OMG, this post made my day, oh forget that it just made my week end LOL.

(via marylinj)

Well?

(via needscandalinmylife)

I burned through my fuck allotment when I was a child. And now it’s impossible to give a fuck. They’re all gone.

(via msaether)

(via seer0ftime)

georgetakei:

Here’s a little clip of what to expect, now that MS bought Minecraft.

Source: Nerdgasm

mrpicard:

rashaka:

You don’t really understand Star Trek until you’ve seen Galaxy Quest.

(via wilwheaton)

  • october 31st: SPOOOOOOKKKKKY!!!!!!!!!!! buy candy and scaaaary costumes here!!!
  • november 1st: JUST HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOO
I hope this means that tumblr’s buying me coffee.

I hope this means that tumblr’s buying me coffee.

somefinalfantasythings:

These things can really fuck you up if they catch you off-guard. 

(via fuckyeahfinalfantasyx)

kitsunecoffee:

thekumazone:

Owls may be symbols of wisdom, but they’re actually complete morons

I’M BIG DON’T TOUCH ME

(via seer0ftime)

rhea-the-moose:

familiaralien:

remember-pants-terezi:

AnalThrasher69 is a good person

This is literally my favourite youtube comment string of all time.

always reblog the consenting anal thrasher

(via seer0ftime)

extrajordanary:

If this doesn’t mean anything to you, please listen to this priceless piece of comedy immediately.

(via seer0ftime)

extrajordanary:

If this doesn’t mean anything to you, please listen to this priceless piece of comedy immediately.

(via seer0ftime)

rusty-diamond:

rusty-diamond:

shoshtakovitch:

A Discworld/GoT crossover: in which Sam Vimes basically just arrests everyone and that’s it that’s the show

wizardoutofoz:

Sam Vimes wielding an axe screaming ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO BE KING? And then dismantling the iron throne and giving all those swords to the revolution.

greenvelvetcake:

Vetinari takes one look at the Iron Throne and orders it melted down for its metal

patternofdefiance:

The table in the chamber of the Small Council has an axe embedded in it.

Lady Sybil talks dragon-care with Kaleesi, clucks her tongue at her first-time dragon owner faux pas….

The golems talk to the unsullied about owning yourself, writing your own words…

gaezedkriel :

Death looks around at all the people dying and throws up his hands. He lets the Death of Rats take over for a while because he’s so done with all the people.

whatdiscworldtaughtme:

#vimes wouldn’t stand for any of the shit that happens in GoT #if he was somehow moved into GoT world #the whole thing would be resolved in one book/season #if not less #hell - he and granny should be dropped in westeros #all the issues would be solved in a second #because if westeros need anything it’s someone with common sense #and then sybil would come over and take care of the dragons #and vetinari would take over the bloody iron throne #by which i mean that he’d melt it and turn it into something of practical use #instead of an ass-hurting chair #yeah. basically every reality would be better if discworld characters would be moved there

felt like this awesome post needed a summary : )

dimestoretajic:

tyrion is the one vimes trusts the least, but goes to the most
also, cheri thinks he’s fiiiiiiiiiiine
sybil and cat talk about their husbands’ similarities
there is no one who receives a more severe face punch than janos slynt
nymeria helps angua find arya inside a week
not only does carrot take the black, he revolutionizes the operation of it nearly overnight and draws more men to it just by his presence alone
he also finds a loophole in the lore while library-ing it up with sam where he can still marry angua because of course he does
theon is baffled into not betraying the starks by ridcully
willikins pulls a “end of ‘snuff’/giles end of season 5” on joffrey
tommen starts playing thud! with vetinari
cersei is guarded by detritus because he’s so trollish none of her tricks work on him
… yeah, I basically want the A-M Watch to invade King’s Landing and Fix All The Things

darklydreamingdraca:

And now I’m imagining Errol (Formerly Known as Goodboy Bindle Featherstone of Quirm) meeting Drogon, Rhaegal and Viserion.

Also, there’s a strong chance that Reg Shoe would go and try to recruit Wights for the Fresh Start Club.

gen-is-gone:

"It was the dumb way the pawns went off and slaughtered their fellow pawns while the kings lounged about doing nothing that always got to him; if only the pawns united, maybe talked the rooks round, the whole board could’ve been a republic in a dozen moves."

This would be a very different story with Vimes in Westeros. Just imagine how he would have taken all the Starks to task for letting honour outweigh common sense.

highlordmhoram:

Oh my sweet fuck

Can you imagine Granny in Westeros tho

Forget Melisandre, Granny would settle her down with a mere shake of the head

reverse-mermaid:

#meanwhile #carrot takes the black completely voluntarily #the wall now has a football game and a sing song every sunday

reblogging myself because the summary needed expansion. it got better!

(via themadmaiden)

themadmaiden:

clinicallydepressedpug:

leone09:

I’ve been sitting on my hands for three days so I won’t do this!!

I have depression and I do this - tempted to shave my head. Actually for women, making sudden drastic changes to their hair in length and color can be a sign of being under extreme stress and their coping skills are not working.

…I did not know this but it explains so fucking much

themadmaiden:

clinicallydepressedpug:

leone09:

I’ve been sitting on my hands for three days so I won’t do this!!

I have depression and I do this - tempted to shave my head. Actually for women, making sudden drastic changes to their hair in length and color can be a sign of being under extreme stress and their coping skills are not working.

…I did not know this but it explains so fucking much