"I’m currently having my second soul sucked out forcibly and you want a cup of coffee?” - Elementally possessed Paladin to Tiefling Ranger.
men: rape jokes hahaha! beating women haha! lol make me a sandwich whore! put on makeup fugly! hahaha!
women: those aren’t funny.
men: lighten up, it’s a joke wow must be on her period women are so emotional lol
women: i drink the tears of men, haha!
men: hOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU PROMOTE THE SUFFERING OF US MEN? DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE DONE FOR YOU? YOU WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT US. THATS NOT FUNNY AT ALL
Science has proven that:
- Humans have auras
- Humans have organs that sense energy
- We inherit memories from our anscestors
- Meditation repairs telomeres in DNA, which slows the process of aging.
- Compassion extends life
- Love is more than just an emotion
- Billions of other universes exist
- Meditation speeds healing
10 facts about you. I was tagged by racethewind10. Hi roomie! *waves*
1. Your nickname: Korii, although that’s mostly only used online. Offline, the closest thing I have to a nickname is the occasional “Col.”
2. Your eye color: Blue-green.
3. Your hair color: Sandy blonde. For awhile I was getting blonde-er highlights, but that’s on hold for the time being.
4. One fact about you: I have a twin sister! She’s kaemkae!
5. Favorite color. Green.
6. Favorite place: Indoors buried in blankets on a dreary day when I don’t have to go outside. Hot beverage and good company preferred.
Also, my bed.
7. Favorite celebrity: I’m often really bad at picking absolute favorites, and I’m not so involved in the celebrities attached to my fandoms to be like YOU ARE MY FAVORITE PERSON I DO NOT KNOW.
8. Favorite animal: Cat. I am the Internet. It is me.
9. Favorite song: Of the moment: Glass Heart Hymn by Paper Route. Of all time: I’ll get back to you.
10. Favorite book: The Giver. That book rocked my fucking world when I first read it in fifth grade. There are a lot of other books that I really love, but this will always be the standout because nostalgia.