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uncomfortableheterosexualperson:

in Ireland you’re not even allowed to look at alcohol on Good Friday, let alone buy it. Dirty heathens.

sometimes i forget how catholic this country is

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doodlesaresketcheswithnoodles:

Daily doodle #391 - Nick Fury’s new eye

I’m sorry I’m not sorry

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leftturnat4thandbananas:

THIS. THIS. THIIIIIIS.

racethewind10:

smithsonian:

Protip: This is a really bad question to ask when visiting the National Mall. We have 8 buildings surrounding the Mall, and a total of 19 museums, 9 research centers and the National Zoo. A S.H.I.E.L.D agent should know better! 

(We think she means the Smithsonian’s National Museum of Natural History in this case.)  

OMG I DIDN’T REALIZE THIS WAS THE OFFICIAL SMITHSONIAN TUMBLR. Four for you Smithsonian! 

nebulasnovasandnightsky:

look if you unironically say ‘money can’t buy happiness’ then either you’ve never faced a real financial struggle or you’ve achieved enlightenment, because goddamn does financial security feel an awful lot like happiness when it’s something you’re not used to

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wilwheaton:

bill:

javeliner:

hang on, wait a second

laughing hyterically as my stupid body is flung into the sun

I … um …

bibliophileangel:

Unrealistic Washington, DC traffic…

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This right here is an all day everyday thing.  There would have been a shitload more casualties if they had gotten the traffic patterns right XD.

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teacupsandcyanide:

I remember all the Doctor Who fanfics I used to read where Rose often got badly stereotyped as a damsel in distress whom the Doctor had to swoop in and save and smooch but the way I remember Doctor Who 90% of their relationship was the Doctor just setting Rose loose on people who had done something to offend them and sitting back giggling in the corner as she shouted

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crossbonegundam:

therightnippleofgilgamesh:

actual-ironman-tonystark:

queerqueensansa:

postllimit:

mom: hey *dad’s name* oh whoops i mean *brother’s name* oh no *sister’s name* i mean *name of the family goldfish* ah shoot i meant *your name* can you get down here really quick i need something

my dad has literally called me by his own name. 

my mother has called me our cats name who has been dead for five years

multiple times

my mom has resigned to calling me and my siblings ‘you with the head’ and variations

my grandma has called me by my female cousins’s name, and I’m a guy

after 24 years of this i just answer to my mother’s name as well as mine

I’m pretty much programmed to respond to my sister’s name as if it were my own, since most people who know both of us have called me it at least once.

gaslightgallows:

a-different-kind-of-royalty:

Sleeping Beauty: A summary

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salt-221b-and-the-tardis:

postponing-the-apocalypse:

krudman:

the-average-gatsby:

thanks joffrey

What a great message. I wish all characters were this nice. Does anyone know what this is from?

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